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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at
two spiders mating.\"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?\" she asked. \"They\'re mating,\" her father replied. \"What do you call the spider on top?\" she asked.\"That\'s a Daddy Longlegs,\" her father answered. \"So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?\" the little girl asked.As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, \"No dear. both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
\"The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stamped them flat. \"Well, we\'re not having any of
that poofter sh*t in our garden\" she said.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at
two spiders mating.\"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?\" she asked. \"They\'re mating,\" her father replied. \"What do you call the spider on top?\" she asked.\"That\'s a Daddy Longlegs,\" her father answered. \"So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?\" the little girl asked.As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, \"No dear. both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
\"The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stamped them flat. \"Well, we\'re not having any of
that poofter sh*t in our garden\" she said.
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