A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
> any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid there might be something wrong
> with
> her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
> Chinese
> sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, \"OK, take off all your
> crose.\"
> The woman did as she was told.
> \"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.\"
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
> Dr. Chang then said, \"OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.\"
> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. \"Your probrem vewy bad. You
> haf
> Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not hafsex or
> dates.\"
> The woman asked anxiously, \"Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
> disease?\"
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, \"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
> look Ed Zachary like your ass.\"
Old but still funny
Adam
> any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid there might be something wrong
> with
> her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
> Chinese
> sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, \"OK, take off all your
> crose.\"
> The woman did as she was told.
> \"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.\"
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
> Dr. Chang then said, \"OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.\"
> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. \"Your probrem vewy bad. You
> haf
> Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not hafsex or
> dates.\"
> The woman asked anxiously, \"Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
> disease?\"
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, \"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
> look Ed Zachary like your ass.\"
Old but still funny
Adam
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