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A man and his wife are driving along a road at a steady 40mph, when the woman suddenly turns to her husband and says\" i want a divorce ive been having an affair with your best mate hes a much better lover than you\"
The man doesnt say a word just keeps looking straight ahead but gradually increases speed to 45mph, the woman continues \" i want the house and contents, dont try and talk me out of it!\"
The man again says nothing just again gradually increases the speed to 50mph, the woman continues \" i want the contents of all the bank accounts the boat and the holiday home\" the man again says nothing but gradually increases the speed to 60mph.
The woman says to him are you not going to say anything? as the car starts to swerve towards a concrete bridge. \"is there anything you want? she asks getting very nervous as they get closer to the bridge!
\"No thanks\" the man says \"ive got everything i want! \"whats that then?\" replies the woman as they are about to smash into the bridge!
\"An Airbag!!!\" says the man.
The man doesnt say a word just keeps looking straight ahead but gradually increases speed to 45mph, the woman continues \" i want the house and contents, dont try and talk me out of it!\"
The man again says nothing just again gradually increases the speed to 50mph, the woman continues \" i want the contents of all the bank accounts the boat and the holiday home\" the man again says nothing but gradually increases the speed to 60mph.
The woman says to him are you not going to say anything? as the car starts to swerve towards a concrete bridge. \"is there anything you want? she asks getting very nervous as they get closer to the bridge!
\"No thanks\" the man says \"ive got everything i want! \"whats that then?\" replies the woman as they are about to smash into the bridge!
\"An Airbag!!!\" says the man.
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