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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and
buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, \"Who was the
pig that did this to you? I want to know!\" The girl picks up the
phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a
mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed
in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
girl and tells them: \"Good morning, your daughter has informed me
of the problem.
I can\'t marry her because of my personal family situation but I\'ll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a
£2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they
will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?\"
At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man\'s shoulder and tells him... \"You shag her
again.\"
[Edited on 19/2/2006 by Davey.adair]
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and
buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, \"Who was the
pig that did this to you? I want to know!\" The girl picks up the
phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a
mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed
in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
girl and tells them: \"Good morning, your daughter has informed me
of the problem.
I can\'t marry her because of my personal family situation but I\'ll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a
£2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they
will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?\"
At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man\'s shoulder and tells him... \"You shag her
again.\"
[Edited on 19/2/2006 by Davey.adair]
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