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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to
hire herself out as a handy-woman\" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house,
and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. \"Well, I guess
I could use somebody to paint my porch,\" he said. \"How much will you
charge me?\" The blonde quickly responded, \"How about $50?\" The man agreed
and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the
garage. The man\'s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
\"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?\" He
responded, \"That\'s a bit cynical, isn\'t it?\" The wife replied, \"You\'re
right. I guess I\'m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we\'ve
been getting by e-mail lately.\" A short time later, the blonde came to
the door to collect her money. \"You\'re finished already?\" the husband
asked. \"Yes,\" the blonde >>replied and I had paint left over, so I gave
it two coats.\" Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00
and handed it to her. \"And by the way,\" the blonde added, \"it\'s not a
Porch, it\'s a Lexus.\"
hire herself out as a handy-woman\" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house,
and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. \"Well, I guess
I could use somebody to paint my porch,\" he said. \"How much will you
charge me?\" The blonde quickly responded, \"How about $50?\" The man agreed
and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the
garage. The man\'s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
\"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?\" He
responded, \"That\'s a bit cynical, isn\'t it?\" The wife replied, \"You\'re
right. I guess I\'m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we\'ve
been getting by e-mail lately.\" A short time later, the blonde came to
the door to collect her money. \"You\'re finished already?\" the husband
asked. \"Yes,\" the blonde >>replied and I had paint left over, so I gave
it two coats.\" Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00
and handed it to her. \"And by the way,\" the blonde added, \"it\'s not a
Porch, it\'s a Lexus.\"