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A man with a black eye boards a plane and proceeds to try and find his seat, when he gets to his seat the chap sitting next to him is sporting an identical black eye. The guy says well thats amazing the two of us sitting next to each other on a plane both with black eyes, if you dont mind me asking how did you get yours? so the guy already seated explains \" i went to the ticket desk and the girl behind the counter had fantastic breasts so i meant to ask for a ticket to pittsburgh but accidently asked for a picket to tittsburgh, so she hit me!
Blimey thats amazing says the second guy, i got mine in almost identical circumstances, i was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife this morning when i meant to ask her if she would pass me a bowl of frosties instead i said \"youve ruined my life you evil bitch!!!!\"
Blimey thats amazing says the second guy, i got mine in almost identical circumstances, i was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife this morning when i meant to ask her if she would pass me a bowl of frosties instead i said \"youve ruined my life you evil bitch!!!!\"