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Tony Blair met The Queen, and he turns round and says: \"As I\'m the prime minister I\'m thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I\'m thinking that it should be a \" Blair Kingdom\".
To which the Queen replies, \"I\'m sorry Mr Blair but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you\'re not a King.\"
Tony Blair thought a while and then said: \"How about a Principality then?\", to which the Queen replied \"Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you\'re not a Prince, \". Tony Blair !!!!!!
Blair thought long and hard and came up with \"How about an Empire then?\" The Queen, getting a little peed off replied \"Sorry again, Mr Blair but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor.\"
Before Tony Blair could utter another word, The Queen said: \"I think you\'re doing quite nicely as a Country\". :P
To which the Queen replies, \"I\'m sorry Mr Blair but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you\'re not a King.\"
Tony Blair thought a while and then said: \"How about a Principality then?\", to which the Queen replied \"Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you\'re not a Prince, \". Tony Blair !!!!!!
Blair thought long and hard and came up with \"How about an Empire then?\" The Queen, getting a little peed off replied \"Sorry again, Mr Blair but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor.\"
Before Tony Blair could utter another word, The Queen said: \"I think you\'re doing quite nicely as a Country\". :P
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