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a man is standing on a golf course about to take his shot and as he does so he hears a frog croak \"grrribbet 5 iron\" he thinks that frog is trying to tell me which club to use.
so he thinks what the hell i\'ll give it a go so he takes out his 5 iron and smashes the ball to within an inch of the hole.
on the next hole hes about to take his shot and again the frog croaks up \"grrribbet 3 wood\" he thinks this is never a three wood shot but oh what the hell the frog was right last time, smack! hole in one!!
he thinks this is tremendous so he takes the frog round with him and gets the best score of his life!
he takes the frog to the casino that night and just as hes about to play the roulette wheel the frog says \"grribbet 6 red\" so he sticks with it and the number comes up, that night he wins a fortune in the casino.
feeling very pleased with himself he takes the frog back to his hotel room, hes had a few drinks and is feeling very affectionate to this frog that has brought him all this good luck so he gives it a big kiss on the lips and pooof! the frog turns into a gorgeous 14year old girl!!!
\"And that is how this young girl came to be in my room as sure as my name is William Jefferson Clinton, your Honour!!!\"
so he thinks what the hell i\'ll give it a go so he takes out his 5 iron and smashes the ball to within an inch of the hole.
on the next hole hes about to take his shot and again the frog croaks up \"grrribbet 3 wood\" he thinks this is never a three wood shot but oh what the hell the frog was right last time, smack! hole in one!!
he thinks this is tremendous so he takes the frog round with him and gets the best score of his life!
he takes the frog to the casino that night and just as hes about to play the roulette wheel the frog says \"grribbet 6 red\" so he sticks with it and the number comes up, that night he wins a fortune in the casino.
feeling very pleased with himself he takes the frog back to his hotel room, hes had a few drinks and is feeling very affectionate to this frog that has brought him all this good luck so he gives it a big kiss on the lips and pooof! the frog turns into a gorgeous 14year old girl!!!
\"And that is how this young girl came to be in my room as sure as my name is William Jefferson Clinton, your Honour!!!\"
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