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ENGLISHMAN, SCOTSMAN AND PADDY IN A BAR DRINKING, ENGLISHMAN SAYS \"YOU KNOW OUR LASS IS SO DAFT SHES JUST BOUGHT A CAR AND SHE CANT EVEN DRIVE!\"
SCOTSMAN SAYS \" MY LASS IS SO DAFT SHES BOUGHT A PAIR OF READING GLASSES AND SHE CANT EVEN READ!\"
PADDYS SAYS \" THATS NOWT OUR LASS IS SO DAFT SHES GOING TO IBIZA WITH HER MATE AND SHES BOUGHT 30 CONDOMS AND SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A C**K!\"
SCOTSMAN SAYS \" MY LASS IS SO DAFT SHES BOUGHT A PAIR OF READING GLASSES AND SHE CANT EVEN READ!\"
PADDYS SAYS \" THATS NOWT OUR LASS IS SO DAFT SHES GOING TO IBIZA WITH HER MATE AND SHES BOUGHT 30 CONDOMS AND SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A C**K!\"