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This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, \"Would you like to go to Frank\'s with me and have a beer?\"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, \"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?\"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede\'s house and shouting, \"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank\'s place and have a drink with me?\"
A little voice came out of the box:
\"I heard you the first time! I\'m putting my fu**ing shoes on.\"
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, \"Would you like to go to Frank\'s with me and have a beer?\"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, \"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?\"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede\'s house and shouting, \"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank\'s place and have a drink with me?\"
A little voice came out of the box:
\"I heard you the first time! I\'m putting my fu**ing shoes on.\"
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