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    I like this one
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    > > > There once was a Red Indian whose given name was \"Onestone\". So named
    > > > because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone
    > > > not
    > > > to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
    > > >
    > > > cracked and said, \"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!\"
    > > > The
    > > > word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a
    > > > young
    > > > woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, \"Good morning, Onestone.\" He
    > > > jumped
    > > > up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to
    > > > her
    > > > all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue
    > > > Bird
    > > >
    > > > died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he
    > > > promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his
    > > > given
    > > > name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
    > > >
    > > > away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird\'s cousin, was
    > > > overjoyed
    > > > when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, \"Good to see you,
    > > > Onestone.\" Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
    > > > made
    > > >
    > > > love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
    > > > the
    > > > next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn\'t
    > > > die!
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>> What is the moral of this story?????............................
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>> OH, come on...take a guess!
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>> Think about it
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>> (You\'re going to love this!)
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>> And the moral is
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>> .You can\'t kill two birds with one stone


    sless

  • #2
    Lmco - very good - But its Voka time

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    • #3
      hahaha ,nice one Sless.
      You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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      • #4
        Lol nice one Graham.

        Jim.
        Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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        • #5
          lol lol so you have got a sense of humour then Mr Slessor?
          class ...didn`t guess the punch line though

          bert
          Cheers Bert

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