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A blonde Essex girl went into an Internet Café to send a message to her mother who lived overseas.
When the man at the counter told here it would cost £200 to send the message, she exclaimed, “I don’t have any money.
But I’d do ANYTHING to get the message to my mother.”
The man arched an eyebrow (as one would expect), “Anything?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, anything,” the blonde promised.
“Well then, just follow Me,” the man said as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
“Come in and close the door,” the man said.
She did.
“Now get down on your knees,” he said.
She did.
“Now pull down my zipper,” he said.
She did.
“Now go ahead … take it out,” he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands, then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, “Well…go ahead.”
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer it and then tentatively said…….
When the man at the counter told here it would cost £200 to send the message, she exclaimed, “I don’t have any money.
But I’d do ANYTHING to get the message to my mother.”
The man arched an eyebrow (as one would expect), “Anything?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, anything,” the blonde promised.
“Well then, just follow Me,” the man said as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
“Come in and close the door,” the man said.
She did.
“Now get down on your knees,” he said.
She did.
“Now pull down my zipper,” he said.
She did.
“Now go ahead … take it out,” he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands, then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, “Well…go ahead.”
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer it and then tentatively said…….