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>> The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
>>
>> The Indian Chief proclaims, \"So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour
>> of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before
>> I
>> kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?\"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger responds, \"I\'d like to speak to my horse.\"
>>
>> The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers
>> in Silver\'s ear and the horse gallops away.
>>
>> Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
>> back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger\'s
>> tent
>> and spends the night.
>>
>> The next morning the Indian Chief admits he\'s impressed. \"You have a very
>> fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days.
>>
>> What is your second request?\"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
>> him,
>> and he again whispers in the horse\'s ear.
>>
>> As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
>> horizon.
>>
>> Later that evening, to the Chief\'s surprise, Silver again returns, this
>> time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
>>
>> She enters the Lone Ranger\'s tent and spends the night.
>>
>> The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. \"You are
>> indeed
>> a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow.
>>
>> What is your last request?\"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger responds, \"I\'d like to speak to my horse....alone.\"
>>
>> The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
>> Ranger\'s tent.
>>
>> Once they\'re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
>> square in the eye and says.......
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> \"Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING
>> POSSEEEE!!!!\"
>>
>> The Indian Chief proclaims, \"So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour
>> of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before
>> I
>> kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?\"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger responds, \"I\'d like to speak to my horse.\"
>>
>> The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers
>> in Silver\'s ear and the horse gallops away.
>>
>> Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
>> back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger\'s
>> tent
>> and spends the night.
>>
>> The next morning the Indian Chief admits he\'s impressed. \"You have a very
>> fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days.
>>
>> What is your second request?\"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
>> him,
>> and he again whispers in the horse\'s ear.
>>
>> As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
>> horizon.
>>
>> Later that evening, to the Chief\'s surprise, Silver again returns, this
>> time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
>>
>> She enters the Lone Ranger\'s tent and spends the night.
>>
>> The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. \"You are
>> indeed
>> a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow.
>>
>> What is your last request?\"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger responds, \"I\'d like to speak to my horse....alone.\"
>>
>> The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
>> Ranger\'s tent.
>>
>> Once they\'re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
>> square in the eye and says.......
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> \"Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING
>> POSSEEEE!!!!\"