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  • Out of the closset

    A gay guy decides to come out and tell his parents about his sexuality.
    When he goes to thier house, his father is out, but his mother is in the kitchen cooking dinner.
    \" Mother, I have to tell you that I am gay\" says the guy.
    His mother never flinched and carried on cooking dinner. After about five minutes she turns to her son and says \" what you are telling me is that you have oral sex with other men\" she then turns and carries on cooking.
    \" well yes\" says the guy \" its a blunt way of putting it, but it is the truth\".
    His mother carries on cooking for about ten more minutes then suddenly turns and whacks him in the head with a wooden spoon and says
    \" Dont you ever again complain about the taste of my cooking\".
    As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
    but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.
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