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    When our lawn mower broke and would,nt run, my wife kept hinting to me to get it fixed, but somehow I always had something else to take care of first. The car, football, fishing etc, always something more important to me.
    Finally she thought of a way to make her point.
    When I arrived home one day, I found her sitting in the long grass busy snipping away with a small pair of nail scissors. I watched her closely for a few minutes then went into the house.
    I was gone for a few minutes, when I returned with a tooth brush. \" when you finish cutting the grass \" I said \" You might as well sweep the path.\"
    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
    As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
    but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.
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