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    Four people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young
    blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman. It all goes dark when
    the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there\'s the sound of an
    almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel

    the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there\'s a huge red mark on his

    cheek.

    The old lady thinks \"I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark
    and she slapped him\".
    The pretty young blonde thinks \" I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me
    in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him\".
    The Frenchman thinks \"I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the

    dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me\".
    The Englishman thinks \"I hope there\'s another tunnel coming up soon so I
    can slap that French **** again\"



    sless

  • #2
    Cheers Alan...

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    • #3
      thats how i felt
      great isnt it


      sless

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      • #4
        Aye, CLASS. Swmbo had a good laugh too lol.

        Jim
        Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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        • #5
          All credit to Davey.Adair for the funnies
          www.robadairpetcare.uk

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          • #6
            kep them comng


            sless

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            • #7
              First Class
              As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
              but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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              • #8
                nice one, i\'m in stitches. :} jim

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                • #9
                  top notch
                  "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                  Tight Lines,
                  jonny mc

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                  • #10
                    thats a beauty slesser

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                    • #11
                      Very apt Sless.......I got into a heated discussion with my French Sales Rep. today. If I could have reached down the phone to slap the arrogant one eyed tw@t I would have done...!!!

                      Jeff.

                      PS...This was not meant as a racist remark before everyone starts leaving comments about their political persuasian.

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                      • #12
                        nice one
                        Alan

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