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A man is doing shopping one day,when he realises that a blonde is looking at him,She waves over and he says to her.
\"I\'m sorry but do I know you? \" he asks
She replies-I think you might be the dad of one of my children.
The man casts his mind back to the one and only time he has been un faithful
He says you are the stripper from the my stag,That I shagged over the snooker table While ur mate whipped me and stuck a cucumber up my arse?
No I,m your sons English Teacher......
\"I\'m sorry but do I know you? \" he asks
She replies-I think you might be the dad of one of my children.
The man casts his mind back to the one and only time he has been un faithful
He says you are the stripper from the my stag,That I shagged over the snooker table While ur mate whipped me and stuck a cucumber up my arse?
No I,m your sons English Teacher......