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last week a girl from my past rang-it has been many years since our brief affair,but i have never forgotten the Amazing sex and wonderful times we had together...... imagine my delight when she suggested revisiting our glorious past. I then explained i wasnt the man i was ,having gained a spare tyre , a bald patch and a slight pile problem , she giggled girlishly and said not to worry as she had put on a few pounds herself -so i told her to Fook Off :P :P :P 
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