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Not amusing for the millions of men who face the reality of losing
everything to goldiggers and crooked lawyers
A Dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes
that it\'s his daughter\'s birthday and he has! not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he
sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies
are.
The girl responds: \"Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and DivorcedBarbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, \"why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?\"
Exasperated, the girl responds:
\"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with\":
Ken\'s Car
Ken\'s House
Ken\'s Boat
Ken\'s furniture
Ken\'s jewelry
Ken\'s money
Ken\'s computer and
Ken\'s best friend...
everything to goldiggers and crooked lawyers
A Dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes
that it\'s his daughter\'s birthday and he has! not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he
sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies
are.
The girl responds: \"Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and DivorcedBarbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, \"why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?\"
Exasperated, the girl responds:
\"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with\":
Ken\'s Car
Ken\'s House
Ken\'s Boat
Ken\'s furniture
Ken\'s jewelry
Ken\'s money
Ken\'s computer and
Ken\'s best friend...