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On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, A pikey in Burberry.
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, Two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee sovereign
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
a pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies
stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen
phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
a pikey in Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers
pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
a pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, Two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee sovereign
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
a pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies
stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen
phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
a pikey in Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers
pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
a pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry