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    >>> Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
    >>> despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a
    >>> night.
    >>>
    >>> Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the
    show,
    >>> Cilla said, \"Sean, if I\'m not bein too forward, I\'d luv to \'ave sex
    >>> with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could \'ave a lorra fun.
    >>>
    >>> So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went
    >>> off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
    >>>
    >>> Afterwards, Sean says, \"If you think that was good, let me shleep
    for
    >>> half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I\'m shleeping,
    >>> hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand\".
    >>>
    >>> Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says \"Okay\".
    >>>
    >>> He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
    >>> than before.
    >>>
    >>> Then Sean says, \"Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me
    shleep
    >>> for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You\'ll have to.......\"
    \"I
    >>
    >>> know Sean. Yer want me to \'old onto yer bat \'n balls again. No
    problem
    >>
    >>> hun\".
    >>>
    >>> Cilla complies with the routine.
    >>> The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
    >>>
    >>> Once it\'s all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
    >>> Cilla asks \"Sean, tell me, dis \'oldin yer balls in one hand and
    yer
    >>> willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?\"
    >>>
    >>> Sean replies, \"No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept
    with a
    >>
    >>> scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet !\".


    bert
    Cheers Bert
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