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Little Amber was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour
peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky faced youngster was doing, he
politely asked, \"What are you up to there, Amber?\" My goldfish
died,\" replied Amber tearfully, without looking up, \"And
I\'ve just buried him.\"
The neighbour was concerned, \"That\'s an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn\'t it?\'
Amber patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
That\'s because he\'s inside your ****ing cat.\"
peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky faced youngster was doing, he
politely asked, \"What are you up to there, Amber?\" My goldfish
died,\" replied Amber tearfully, without looking up, \"And
I\'ve just buried him.\"
The neighbour was concerned, \"That\'s an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn\'t it?\'
Amber patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
That\'s because he\'s inside your ****ing cat.\"
