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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
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>>station
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>>in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously
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>>knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
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>>completely
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>>unaware of who the golfing supremo is.
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>>\"Top of the mornin\' to yer, sor\" says the attendant.
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>>Tiger nods a quick \"hello\" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As
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>>he
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>>does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
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>>\"What are dose?, asks the attendant.
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>>\"They\'re called tees\" replies Tiger.
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>>\"Well, what on the god\'s earth are dey for?\" inquires the Irishman.
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>>\"They\'re for resting my balls on when I\'m driving\", says Tiger.
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>>\"Fookin Jaysus\", says the Irishman, \"BMW tinks of everyting!\"
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
>>
>>station
>>
>>in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously
>>
>>knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
>>
>>completely
>>
>>unaware of who the golfing supremo is.
>>
>>\"Top of the mornin\' to yer, sor\" says the attendant.
>>
>>Tiger nods a quick \"hello\" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As
>>
>>he
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>>does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>>
>>\"What are dose?, asks the attendant.
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>>\"They\'re called tees\" replies Tiger.
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>>\"Well, what on the god\'s earth are dey for?\" inquires the Irishman.
>>
>>\"They\'re for resting my balls on when I\'m driving\", says Tiger.
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>>\"Fookin Jaysus\", says the Irishman, \"BMW tinks of everyting!\"