getting married

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getting married

06-12-2005, 10:41 PM

a whore got married and was worried that after 10 years in the job her fanny might be a bit slack
so on her wedding night she said to her husband
when i was 6 years old i caught my fanny on a fence and so i may be a bit wide down there
after making love her husband says to her
just how far accross the field were you when you noticed you were caught

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07-12-2005, 12:55 PM

Nice one Mr Slesser

"And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"
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07-12-2005, 01:08 PM

i think i know her
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