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A young boy asks his father, \"Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the
>>different kinds of boobs?\"
>>Surprised, the father answers \"Well, sure son, we wouldn\'t be normal if
>>we didn\'t.....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman\'s
>>age.
>>In her twenties, a woman\'s breasts are like melons, round and firm.
>>In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
>>bit.
>>After fifty, they are like onions.\" \"Onions, Dad?\" \"Yeah, you see them
>>and they
>>make you cry.....\"
>>
>>Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, \"Mum, how many kinds of
>>weenies are there?\"
>>The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, \"Well, daughter, a
>>man goes through three phases.
>>In his twenties, a man\'s weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard.
>>In his thirties and forties, it is like a bitch, flexible but reliable.
>>After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.\"
>>\"A Christmas tree?\"
>>\"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration...\"
>>different kinds of boobs?\"
>>Surprised, the father answers \"Well, sure son, we wouldn\'t be normal if
>>we didn\'t.....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman\'s
>>age.
>>In her twenties, a woman\'s breasts are like melons, round and firm.
>>In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
>>bit.
>>After fifty, they are like onions.\" \"Onions, Dad?\" \"Yeah, you see them
>>and they
>>make you cry.....\"
>>
>>Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, \"Mum, how many kinds of
>>weenies are there?\"
>>The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, \"Well, daughter, a
>>man goes through three phases.
>>In his twenties, a man\'s weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard.
>>In his thirties and forties, it is like a bitch, flexible but reliable.
>>After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.\"
>>\"A Christmas tree?\"
>>\"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration...\"