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The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he
> hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
>
> The guide, holding a net, yelled, \"Look at the size of that Son of a
> Bitch!\"
>
> \"Son, I\'m a priest. Your language is uncalled for!\"
>
> \"No, Father, that\'s what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!\"
>
> \"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!\"
>
> Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
>
> \"Father, that\'s the biggest Son of a Bitch I\'ve ever seen.\"
>
> \"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?\"
>
> \"Why, eat it of course. You\'ve never tasted anything as good as Son of a
> Bitch!\"
>
> Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear
> and
> his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
>
> \"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!\"
>
>
> Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, \"Father!\"
>
> \"It\'s OK, Sister. That\'s what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!\"
>
> \"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?\"
>
> Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit
> in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.
>
> \"I\'ll even clean the Son of a Bitch\", she said.
>
>
> As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
> \"What are you doing Sister?\"
> \"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop\'s
> dinner.\"
>
> \"Sister! I\'ll clean it if you\'re so upset! Please watch your language!\"
>
> \"No, no, no, it\'s called a Son of a Bitch fish.\"
>
> \"Really? Well, in that case, I\'ll fix up a great meal to go with it, and
> that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you\'ve
> finished
> cleaning that Son of a Bitch.\"
>
> On the night of the new Bishop\'s visit, everything was perfect. The Friar
> had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was
> excellent. The new Bishop said, \"This is great fish, where did you get
> it?\"
>
> \"I caught that Son of a Bitch!\" proclaimed the proud priest.
>
> \"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!\" exclaimed the Sister.
>
> The Friar added, \"And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special
> recipe!\"
>
> The new Bishop looked around at each of them. A big smile crept across his
> face as he said,
>
> \"You f***ers are my kind of people!\"
>
>
>
> hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
>
> The guide, holding a net, yelled, \"Look at the size of that Son of a
> Bitch!\"
>
> \"Son, I\'m a priest. Your language is uncalled for!\"
>
> \"No, Father, that\'s what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!\"
>
> \"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!\"
>
> Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
>
> \"Father, that\'s the biggest Son of a Bitch I\'ve ever seen.\"
>
> \"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?\"
>
> \"Why, eat it of course. You\'ve never tasted anything as good as Son of a
> Bitch!\"
>
> Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear
> and
> his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
>
> \"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!\"
>
>
> Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, \"Father!\"
>
> \"It\'s OK, Sister. That\'s what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!\"
>
> \"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?\"
>
> Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit
> in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.
>
> \"I\'ll even clean the Son of a Bitch\", she said.
>
>
> As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
> \"What are you doing Sister?\"
> \"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop\'s
> dinner.\"
>
> \"Sister! I\'ll clean it if you\'re so upset! Please watch your language!\"
>
> \"No, no, no, it\'s called a Son of a Bitch fish.\"
>
> \"Really? Well, in that case, I\'ll fix up a great meal to go with it, and
> that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you\'ve
> finished
> cleaning that Son of a Bitch.\"
>
> On the night of the new Bishop\'s visit, everything was perfect. The Friar
> had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was
> excellent. The new Bishop said, \"This is great fish, where did you get
> it?\"
>
> \"I caught that Son of a Bitch!\" proclaimed the proud priest.
>
> \"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!\" exclaimed the Sister.
>
> The Friar added, \"And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special
> recipe!\"
>
> The new Bishop looked around at each of them. A big smile crept across his
> face as he said,
>
> \"You f***ers are my kind of people!\"
>
>
>
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