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A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her and and asks her \"Can we have sex?
\"No\" she replies, \"I\'m married to God\"
She stands up and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says \"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!\"
\"Yeah\" says the hippie.
\"Yeah\" says the bus driver. \"She goes to the cemetry every Tuesday night to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard and pop up in the cemetry claiming to be God\".
The hippie decides to give it a try and arrives in the cemetry as suggested on the following Tuesday night.
\"I am God \" he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
\"Have sex with me\"
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to an*l sex, as she is desperate to preserve her virginity. \"God\" agrees and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
\"Ha Ha\" he cries, \"I am the hippie!\"
\"Ha Ha\" cries the nun. \"I am the bus driver!\"
[Edited on 2/12/2005 by DEKLAND]
\"No\" she replies, \"I\'m married to God\"
She stands up and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says \"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!\"
\"Yeah\" says the hippie.
\"Yeah\" says the bus driver. \"She goes to the cemetry every Tuesday night to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard and pop up in the cemetry claiming to be God\".
The hippie decides to give it a try and arrives in the cemetry as suggested on the following Tuesday night.
\"I am God \" he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
\"Have sex with me\"
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to an*l sex, as she is desperate to preserve her virginity. \"God\" agrees and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
\"Ha Ha\" he cries, \"I am the hippie!\"
\"Ha Ha\" cries the nun. \"I am the bus driver!\"
[Edited on 2/12/2005 by DEKLAND]