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A woman go\'s into a Chemist and asks for cyanide, the chemist asks \"who\'s that for,\"? the woman replies, \"its for my husband\", The Chemist replies, \"i can\'t give you cyanide for your husband, i\'ll lose my licence and they will lock us both up and throw the key away\".
The woman then reaches into her bag and pulls out a picture of the Chemist\'s wife with the womans husband in bed, and the Chemist replies........
Well now you never told me you had a prescription !
The woman then reaches into her bag and pulls out a picture of the Chemist\'s wife with the womans husband in bed, and the Chemist replies........
Well now you never told me you had a prescription !