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A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \"Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?\"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, \"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I\'m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
\"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
\"Nah... not if I\'m gonna have to explain it five times
to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \"Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?\"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, \"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I\'m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
\"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
\"Nah... not if I\'m gonna have to explain it five times