impress a woman

[broon]

>HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
>
>Compliment her,
>respect her,
>honour her,
>cuddle her,
>kiss her, caress her,
>love her, stroke her,
>tease her,
>comfort her,
>protect her,
>hug her,
>hold her,
>spend money on her,
>wine and dine her,
>buy things for her,
>listen to her,
>care for her,
>stand by her,
>support her,
>hold her,
>go to the ends of the Earth for her.
>
>
>HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
>
>Show up naked.
>Bring food.

[Charlton]

sorry broon the task is impossible