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On the first day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
a torque wrench and some spares free
On the second day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the third day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the fourth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the fifth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the sixth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the seventh day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the eighth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the ninth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
9 switches twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the tenth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
10 seals a leaking
9 switches twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
11 spun bearings
10 seals a leaking
9 switches twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the last day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
12 ruined relays
11 spun bearings
10 seals a leaking
9 switches Twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and he said he\'s gonna kill me !
my mechanic sent to me:
a torque wrench and some spares free
On the second day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the third day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the fourth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the fifth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the sixth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the seventh day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the eighth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the ninth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
9 switches twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the tenth day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
10 seals a leaking
9 switches twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
11 spun bearings
10 seals a leaking
9 switches twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and a torque wrench and some spares free
On the last day of Christmas
my mechanic sent to me:
12 ruined relays
11 spun bearings
10 seals a leaking
9 switches Twitching
8 wires smoking
7 ways of cursing
6 leaky fittings
5 busted rings
4 more cursing words
3 burned valves
2 bent rims
and he said he\'s gonna kill me !