three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper to do her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, putting the guts behind her then ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a ear pearcing scream.
half an hour later the blonde came back, sweating. She said, \"I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in.\"