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An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, \"Where in the
hell have you been?\"
He replies, \"I was out getting a tattoo\".
\"A tattoo?\" she frowned. \"What kind of tattoo did you get?\"
\"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates\", he said proudly.
\"What the hell were you thinking?\" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. \"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?\"
\"Well\", said the accountant, \"one, I like to watch my money grow; two,
once in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money
feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the
weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want.\"
hell have you been?\"
He replies, \"I was out getting a tattoo\".
\"A tattoo?\" she frowned. \"What kind of tattoo did you get?\"
\"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates\", he said proudly.
\"What the hell were you thinking?\" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. \"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?\"
\"Well\", said the accountant, \"one, I like to watch my money grow; two,
once in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money
feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the
weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want.\"