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\"After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firework, light it, put it in a beer can up to his ear and count to ten.
The husband said to the doctor, \"To be sure, I may not be the smartest bloke in the world, but I don\'t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.\"
\"Trust me it will do the job.\" said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a bunger and put in in a beer can. He held the beer can up to his ear and began to count: 1.2.3.4.5. at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.\"
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firework, light it, put it in a beer can up to his ear and count to ten.
The husband said to the doctor, \"To be sure, I may not be the smartest bloke in the world, but I don\'t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.\"
\"Trust me it will do the job.\" said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a bunger and put in in a beer can. He held the beer can up to his ear and began to count: 1.2.3.4.5. at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.\"