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Three Mackems are stranded on an island with a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and grants them three wishes.
The first Mackem says, \"I want to be 10 times smarter,\" so he turns into a Chelsea supporter, makes a raft and sails home.
The second Mackem says, \"I want to be 100 times smarter,\" He turns into an Arsenal supporter, makes a boat and also sails off home.
The third Mackem, however, thought he\'d be extra smart, so he says, \"I want to be 1,000,000 times smarter,\" so he turns into a Newcastle supporter and walks home over the bridge.
The first Mackem says, \"I want to be 10 times smarter,\" so he turns into a Chelsea supporter, makes a raft and sails home.
The second Mackem says, \"I want to be 100 times smarter,\" He turns into an Arsenal supporter, makes a boat and also sails off home.
The third Mackem, however, thought he\'d be extra smart, so he says, \"I want to be 1,000,000 times smarter,\" so he turns into a Newcastle supporter and walks home over the bridge.