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A Geordie van driver has a favourite trick when he is driving his van. Every time he sees a Mackem walking on the pavement he swerves to hit him. One day he is driving along and spots a hitch hiking priest and decides to give him a lift. About 2 miles down the road he spots a red and white shirt and swerves for him, but he realises who\'s in the car and misses him. But he hears a bang, and looks over at the priest who says \"Don\'t worry, I got the b*****d with the car door\".