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Newcastle are about to play Sunderland at the Stadium of S***e and Alan Shearer tells the rest of the Newcastle team to take the afternoon off as he will take on the Mackems on his own.
The Mags thanked him and went down to the Strawberry for a couple of pints. They switched on Teletext to follow his progress. 26th minute 1-0 to Newcastle, scorer Shearer. Second half starts and in the 85th minute, 1-1 appears scorer elliot. The game ended 1-1. When Shearer gets back to the pub the boys asked him how he could only manage a draw against the Mackems and he replied. \"Sorry lads I got sent off after half an hour.\"
[Edited on 22/10/2005 by jonny_mc]
The Mags thanked him and went down to the Strawberry for a couple of pints. They switched on Teletext to follow his progress. 26th minute 1-0 to Newcastle, scorer Shearer. Second half starts and in the 85th minute, 1-1 appears scorer elliot. The game ended 1-1. When Shearer gets back to the pub the boys asked him how he could only manage a draw against the Mackems and he replied. \"Sorry lads I got sent off after half an hour.\"
[Edited on 22/10/2005 by jonny_mc]