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1. Your house plants are alive and you can\"t smoke any of tem. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00am is when you get up not go to bed. 5. You hear your favourite song in a lift. 6. You watch the weather channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days holiday ayear to 14. 9. Jeans and t shirt no longer qualify as \" dressed up \" 10. Your calling the police because next door won\"t turn down music. 11. older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don\"t know what time Mcdonalds close any more. 13. Your car insurance goes down but your premiums go up. 14. you feed your dog science food instead of Mcdonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the settee makes your back ache. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 pm. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of it. 18. Eating a donner at 3:00am would upset rather than ease your tum. 19. You go to the chemist for ibuprofen instead of condoms. 20. A three pound bottle of wine is no longer good stuff. 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. You keep saying \"I just can\"t drink the way i used to\" 23. 90% of the time spent in front of the computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going out. 25. You read the entire list looking for one thing that does\"nt apply.