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    fred and mary use a code for sex
    the word is washing machine
    that night in bed
    fred whispers to mary
    washing machine
    mary says not tonight dear im tired
    10 minutes later she feels guilty
    and says to fred
    washing machine
    too late fred says
    it was only a small load
    so i did it by hand


    sless

  • #2
    nice one sless
    The beautifull South

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    • #3
      Ha Ha nice one Sless....nearly spat me dinner onto the keyboard from laughing!!
      "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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      • #4
        another cracker sless lol, lol lots

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        • #5
          Eh Sless - you been chatting to big sean about his bedtime escapades - sounds very familiary.

          Oooh hello to sexy Clare too - long time no see, never did get around to coming to see you

          xx Catch you all again soon.
          Hooks, Fish & Bottoms Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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          • #6
            Welcome to NESA, ellie
            "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
            Tight Lines,
            jonny mc

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            • #7
              Ha ha ha, Jonny doesn\'t know does he

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              • #8
                i can remember a bit banter of a misstress a while back, with a certain site she owned, had a feeling it was the same person, but a gave a greeting incase a was wrong, am a right?
                "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                Tight Lines,
                jonny mc

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                • #9
                  Yes Jonny your right, Sorry mate, I didn\'t think you knew

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                  • #10
                    she is a real woman jonny


                    sless

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                    • #11
                      how do you no that sless
                      "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                      Tight Lines,
                      jonny mc

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                      • #12
                        .................and it what way
                        "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                        Tight Lines,
                        jonny mc

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                        • #13
                          for me to know and you to find out


                          sless

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