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>> Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
>>
>> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
difficult to
>> handle.
>>
>> Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem - the gorilla
was on
>> heat.
>> To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
>> available.
>>
>> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed
Gareth, a
>> big
>> Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the Zoo\'s machinery.
>>
>> Gareth, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but seemed to be
>> possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So,
the
>> Zoo Administrators thought they might have a solution.
>>
>> Gareth was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
have a
>> shag with the gorilla for 500 pounds?
>>
>> Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter
>> over carefully.
>>
>> The following day, Gareth announced that he would accept their
offer,
>> only
>> under three conditions:
>>
>> \"First,\" he said, \"I don\'t want to have to kiss her. \"
>>
>> \"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this.\"
>>
>> The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what
>> was his third condition.
>>
>> \"Well,\" said Gareth........ \"You\'ll have to give me another week to
come
>> up
>> with the 500 quid.\"
bert
>>
>> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
difficult to
>> handle.
>>
>> Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem - the gorilla
was on
>> heat.
>> To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
>> available.
>>
>> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed
Gareth, a
>> big
>> Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the Zoo\'s machinery.
>>
>> Gareth, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but seemed to be
>> possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So,
the
>> Zoo Administrators thought they might have a solution.
>>
>> Gareth was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
have a
>> shag with the gorilla for 500 pounds?
>>
>> Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter
>> over carefully.
>>
>> The following day, Gareth announced that he would accept their
offer,
>> only
>> under three conditions:
>>
>> \"First,\" he said, \"I don\'t want to have to kiss her. \"
>>
>> \"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this.\"
>>
>> The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what
>> was his third condition.
>>
>> \"Well,\" said Gareth........ \"You\'ll have to give me another week to
come
>> up
>> with the 500 quid.\"
bert
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