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the vodka scooter....... how many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard nights drinking and thought \"how on earth did i get home?\"
as hard as you try you cannot piece together the return journey from the pub to your house
the answer to this puzzle is that you used the \"vodka scooter\"
the vodka scooter is a mythical form of transport owned and leased to the drunk by bacchus the roman god of wine
the vodka scooter works in the following fashion. the passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the \"slurring gland\" bigins to give off pheromone, bacchus or one of his many sub contractors detects the pheromone and send down the winnged vodka scooter, the scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans demensional portal. this is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passengers in pocket cash is taken as payment.
this answers the second question, \"how did i spend so much money\"
unfortunately vodka scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (unidentified drinking injuries) such as bruised legs stubbed toes, scratched hands and arms and a sore spot on to of your head. a undocumented feature of the vodka scoooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. the nature of the trans-dimensional portals dictates that time will be lost seeminly unaccounted for?
this answers the third question, after a night out \"what the hell happened\"
with good intentions bacchus opted for the REMIT (removal of embarrasing moments in time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order those parts in time regretted most. unfortunately one persons REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of anothers and quite often lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time
independent studies have shown that beer goggles often cause the scooters navigational system to malfunction thus sending the passengers into the wrong bedroom with the wrong person often with horrific consequences
vodka scooters come equipped with thump-a-lot boots (patent pending) these boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quitly you tip toe up the stais you are sure to wake up everyone else in the house or your downstais neighbours. special anti gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house. CTSGS ( coffe table seeking guidance system) explains the bruised shins
don\'t forget the onboard heater which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures wearing just a small outfit for the ladies or for the men no jacket.
Vodka Scooters............... the wonders of modern technology........have you ever had a ride on one?? !!
as hard as you try you cannot piece together the return journey from the pub to your house
the answer to this puzzle is that you used the \"vodka scooter\"
the vodka scooter is a mythical form of transport owned and leased to the drunk by bacchus the roman god of wine
the vodka scooter works in the following fashion. the passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the \"slurring gland\" bigins to give off pheromone, bacchus or one of his many sub contractors detects the pheromone and send down the winnged vodka scooter, the scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans demensional portal. this is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passengers in pocket cash is taken as payment.
this answers the second question, \"how did i spend so much money\"
unfortunately vodka scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (unidentified drinking injuries) such as bruised legs stubbed toes, scratched hands and arms and a sore spot on to of your head. a undocumented feature of the vodka scoooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. the nature of the trans-dimensional portals dictates that time will be lost seeminly unaccounted for?
this answers the third question, after a night out \"what the hell happened\"
with good intentions bacchus opted for the REMIT (removal of embarrasing moments in time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order those parts in time regretted most. unfortunately one persons REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of anothers and quite often lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time
independent studies have shown that beer goggles often cause the scooters navigational system to malfunction thus sending the passengers into the wrong bedroom with the wrong person often with horrific consequences
vodka scooters come equipped with thump-a-lot boots (patent pending) these boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quitly you tip toe up the stais you are sure to wake up everyone else in the house or your downstais neighbours. special anti gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house. CTSGS ( coffe table seeking guidance system) explains the bruised shins
don\'t forget the onboard heater which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures wearing just a small outfit for the ladies or for the men no jacket.
Vodka Scooters............... the wonders of modern technology........have you ever had a ride on one?? !!
head, and thats a diffarent story. 
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