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    A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, \"How about a bl#wjob?\"

    \"What! Are you crazy!\"

    \"Don\'t worry, it will be quick,\" he ensures his girlfriend.

    \"No! Someone might see us...\"

    \"It\'s just a small bl#wjob,\" he insists, \"and I know you like it.\"

    \"No! I said no!\"

    \"Baby... don\'t be like that.\"

    \"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee\"

    \"I\'m not going to give you a bl#w job\"

    \"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?\"

    Suddenly, the girl\'s younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, \"Dad says either you bl#w him, I bl#w him, or he\'ll come downstairs and bl#w the guy himself... but for God\'s sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom.\"
    Cheers Alan...
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