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A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn\'t pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
\"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?\"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, \"Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?\"
He answers, \"Madame, I\'m afraid I can\'t say.... If you farted just touching it.... you\'re going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price.\"
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn\'t pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
\"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?\"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, \"Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?\"
He answers, \"Madame, I\'m afraid I can\'t say.... If you farted just touching it.... you\'re going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price.\"