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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
>>
>> She\'d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all
the
>> necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
>>
>> After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut
in
>> the
>> ice.
>>
>> Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, \"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
>> ICE!\"
>>
>> Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet
>> another hole.
>>
>> Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, \"THERE ARE NO FISH
UNDER THE
>> ICE!\"
>>
>> The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of
the
>> ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.
>>
>> The voice came once more: \"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!\"
>>
>> She stopped, looked skyward, and said, \"Is that you, Lord?\"
>>
>>
>> The voice replied, \"No, I\'m the Ice-Rink Manager!\"
>>
>>
>> A blonde tries to use a coke machine
>>
>> A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money
and
>> pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke.
>>
>> She looked at it and smiled.
>>
>> She took out a dollar, put it in the pop machine pressed the 7Up
button
>> and
>> out came a can of 7Up.
>>
>> She looked at it and really started smiling.
>>
>> She put in the change from her dollar and pressed the Coke button
again,
>> out came another can of Coke.
>>
>> Then she was just beaming!
>>
>> There was a man standing there watching her, and he finally went up
to
>> her
>> and said, \"What are you doing?\"
>>
>> She looked at him and said, \"Duh, I\'m winning!\"
lol bert
>>
>> She\'d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all
the
>> necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
>>
>> After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut
in
>> the
>> ice.
>>
>> Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, \"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
>> ICE!\"
>>
>> Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet
>> another hole.
>>
>> Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, \"THERE ARE NO FISH
UNDER THE
>> ICE!\"
>>
>> The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of
the
>> ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.
>>
>> The voice came once more: \"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!\"
>>
>> She stopped, looked skyward, and said, \"Is that you, Lord?\"
>>
>>
>> The voice replied, \"No, I\'m the Ice-Rink Manager!\"
>>
>>
>> A blonde tries to use a coke machine
>>
>> A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money
and
>> pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke.
>>
>> She looked at it and smiled.
>>
>> She took out a dollar, put it in the pop machine pressed the 7Up
button
>> and
>> out came a can of 7Up.
>>
>> She looked at it and really started smiling.
>>
>> She put in the change from her dollar and pressed the Coke button
again,
>> out came another can of Coke.
>>
>> Then she was just beaming!
>>
>> There was a man standing there watching her, and he finally went up
to
>> her
>> and said, \"What are you doing?\"
>>
>> She looked at him and said, \"Duh, I\'m winning!\"
lol bert