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PREGNANCY Q & A & More!
>>
>> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
>> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>>
>> Q: I\'m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
>> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>>
>> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby\'s
>> sex?
>> A: Childbirth.
>>
>> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
>> sometimes she\'s borderline irrational.
>> A: So what\'s your question?
>>
>> Q: My childbirth instructor says it\'s not pain I\'ll feel
>> during labor, but pressure. Is she right?!
>> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an
>> air current.
>>
>> Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal?
>> A: Right after you find out you\'re pregnant.
>>
>> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room
>> while my wife is in labor?
>> A: Not unless the word \"alimony\" means anything to you.
>>
>> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
>> childbirth?
>> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>>
>> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
>> A: Not if you change the baby\'s diaper very quickly.
>>
>> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to
>> feel and act normal again?
>> A: When the kids are in college.
>>
>>
>>
>> \"ESTROGEN ISSUES\"
>> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE \"ESTROGEN ISSUES\"
>>
>> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
>> 2. You\'re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
>> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
>> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
>> 5. You\'re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
>> sticker that says: \"How\'s my driving-call 1- 800-\"
>> 6. Everyone\'s head looks like an invitation to batting
>> practice.
>> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from \"outer
>> space.\"
>> 8. You can\'! t believe they don\'t make a tampon bigger than
>> Super Plus.
>> 9. You\'re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
>> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
>> yesterday.
>>
>>
>>
>> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
>>
>>
>> 10. Cats\' facial expressions.
>> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different
>> colors.
>> 8. Why bean sprouts aren\'t just weeds.
>> 7. Fat clothes.
>> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best
>> time.
>> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white,
>> and eggshell.
>> 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
>> 3. Eyelash curlers.
>> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
>>
>>
>> AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
>>
>> 1. OTHER WOMEN
lol bert
>>
>> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
>> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>>
>> Q: I\'m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
>> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>>
>> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby\'s
>> sex?
>> A: Childbirth.
>>
>> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
>> sometimes she\'s borderline irrational.
>> A: So what\'s your question?
>>
>> Q: My childbirth instructor says it\'s not pain I\'ll feel
>> during labor, but pressure. Is she right?!
>> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an
>> air current.
>>
>> Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal?
>> A: Right after you find out you\'re pregnant.
>>
>> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room
>> while my wife is in labor?
>> A: Not unless the word \"alimony\" means anything to you.
>>
>> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
>> childbirth?
>> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>>
>> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
>> A: Not if you change the baby\'s diaper very quickly.
>>
>> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to
>> feel and act normal again?
>> A: When the kids are in college.
>>
>>
>>
>> \"ESTROGEN ISSUES\"
>> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE \"ESTROGEN ISSUES\"
>>
>> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
>> 2. You\'re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
>> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
>> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
>> 5. You\'re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
>> sticker that says: \"How\'s my driving-call 1- 800-\"
>> 6. Everyone\'s head looks like an invitation to batting
>> practice.
>> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from \"outer
>> space.\"
>> 8. You can\'! t believe they don\'t make a tampon bigger than
>> Super Plus.
>> 9. You\'re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
>> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
>> yesterday.
>>
>>
>>
>> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
>>
>>
>> 10. Cats\' facial expressions.
>> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different
>> colors.
>> 8. Why bean sprouts aren\'t just weeds.
>> 7. Fat clothes.
>> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best
>> time.
>> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white,
>> and eggshell.
>> 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
>> 3. Eyelash curlers.
>> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
>>
>>
>> AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
>>
>> 1. OTHER WOMEN
lol bert