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CHINESE PROVERBS - Velly good!
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get t y red.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man\'s well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get t y red.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man\'s well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.