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>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
>kept the same tag-line . . .
>
>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
>Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
>Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can\'t stop.
>Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
>Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where\'s the pain?
>Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it\'s dry and waterproof in 30
>minutes.
>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
>reach.
>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
>Pepperami condoms - it\'s a bit of a animal.
>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
bert
>kept the same tag-line . . .
>
>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
>Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
>Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can\'t stop.
>Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
>Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where\'s the pain?
>Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it\'s dry and waterproof in 30
>minutes.
>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
>reach.
>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
>Pepperami condoms - it\'s a bit of a animal.
>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
bert