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    Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won\'t hire him
    until he passes a little math test. \"Here\'s your first
    question, the foreman said.
    \"Without using numbers, represent the number 9.\"
    \"Without numbers?\" the Cajun says. \"Dat is easy.\" And he
    proceeds to draw three trees.
    \"What\'s this?\" the boss asks.
    \"\'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,\"
    says the Cajun.
    \"Fair enough,\" says the boss. \"Here\'s your second question.
    Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.\"
    The Cajun stares into space for awhile, then picks up the
    picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each
    tree. \"Ere you go.\"
    The boss scratches his head and says, \"How on earth do you
    get that to represent 99?\"
    \"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it\'s dirty tree, and
    dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.\"
    The boss is getting worried that he\'s actually going to have
    to hire this Cajun, so he says, \"All right, last question.
    Same rules again, but represent the number 100.\"
    The Cajun stares into space some more; then he picks up the
    picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each
    tree and says, \"Ere you go. One hundred.\"
    The boss looks at the attempt. \"You must be nuts if you
    think that represents a hundred!\"




    (Thought you\'d like this one.)
    The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base
    of each tree and says, \"A little dog come along and crap by
    each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree
    and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one
    hundred...
    \"So, when I start?!\"

    Cheers Alan...

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      lol ilike that one
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