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> This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place
> > >
> > > > > > at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay
> > >
> > > > Leno
> > >
> > > > > > mentioned it.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
> > >
> > > > > > wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> > >
> > > > microphone
> > >
> > > > to
> > >
> > > > > > talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming,
> > >
> > > > many
> > >
> > > > > > from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> especially
> > >
> > > > > > wanted to thank the bride\'s and his family and to thank his new
> > >
> > > > > > father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
of
> > >
> > > > his
> > >
> > > > >deep appreciation
> > >
> > > > > > he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
> So
> > >
> > > > > > taped to the bottom of everyone\'s chair, including the wedding
> > >
> > > > party,
> > >
> > > > was
> > >
> > > > > > a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
> asked
> > >
> > > > > > them to open their envelope.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
> > >
> > > > > > having sex with the best man.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
> > >
> > > > > > had hired a private detective to tail them.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > After just standing there, just watching the guests\'
> > >
> > > > > > reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
> > >
> > > > said,
> > >
> > > > >\"F--- you!\".
> > >
> > > > > > Then he turned to his bride and said, \"F--- you!\". Then he
turned
> to
> > >
> > > > the
> > >
> > > > > > dumbfounded crowd and said, \"I\'m outta here.\" He had the
marriage
> > >
> > > > annulled
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > first thing in the morning.
> > >
> > > > > > While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately
> > >
> > > > > > after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with
the
> > >
> > > > >charade, as if nothing were wrong.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > His revenge...making the bride\'s parents pay over $32,000 for
> > >
> > > > > > a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
> > >
> > > > bride\'s
> > >
> > > > > > and best man\'s reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > >
> > > > members.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
> > >
> > > > > > might get a MasterCard \"priceless\" commercial out of this?
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >
> > > > > > friends......................................$32,0 00.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > >
> > > > > > occasion..................................$3,000.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >
> > > > > > Maui.............................................. ...$8,500.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > The look on everyone\'s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
> > >
> > > > > > the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > There are some things money can\'t buy, for everything else
> > >
> > > > > > there\'s....................... MASTERCARD.
> This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place
> > >
> > > > > > at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay
> > >
> > > > Leno
> > >
> > > > > > mentioned it.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
> > >
> > > > > > wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> > >
> > > > microphone
> > >
> > > > to
> > >
> > > > > > talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming,
> > >
> > > > many
> > >
> > > > > > from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> especially
> > >
> > > > > > wanted to thank the bride\'s and his family and to thank his new
> > >
> > > > > > father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
of
> > >
> > > > his
> > >
> > > > >deep appreciation
> > >
> > > > > > he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
> So
> > >
> > > > > > taped to the bottom of everyone\'s chair, including the wedding
> > >
> > > > party,
> > >
> > > > was
> > >
> > > > > > a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
> asked
> > >
> > > > > > them to open their envelope.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
> > >
> > > > > > having sex with the best man.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
> > >
> > > > > > had hired a private detective to tail them.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > After just standing there, just watching the guests\'
> > >
> > > > > > reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
> > >
> > > > said,
> > >
> > > > >\"F--- you!\".
> > >
> > > > > > Then he turned to his bride and said, \"F--- you!\". Then he
turned
> to
> > >
> > > > the
> > >
> > > > > > dumbfounded crowd and said, \"I\'m outta here.\" He had the
marriage
> > >
> > > > annulled
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > first thing in the morning.
> > >
> > > > > > While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately
> > >
> > > > > > after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with
the
> > >
> > > > >charade, as if nothing were wrong.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > His revenge...making the bride\'s parents pay over $32,000 for
> > >
> > > > > > a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
> > >
> > > > bride\'s
> > >
> > > > > > and best man\'s reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > >
> > > > members.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
> > >
> > > > > > might get a MasterCard \"priceless\" commercial out of this?
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >
> > > > > > friends......................................$32,0 00.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > >
> > > > > > occasion..................................$3,000.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >
> > > > > > Maui.............................................. ...$8,500.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > The look on everyone\'s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
> > >
> > > > > > the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > There are some things money can\'t buy, for everything else
> > >
> > > > > > there\'s....................... MASTERCARD.
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