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TOP TEN REJECTION LINES (and what they actually mean...)
The male perspective on the issue...
10. I think of you as a sister. (you\'re ugly)
9. There\'s a slight difference in our ages. (you\'re ugly)
8. I\'m not attracted to you in \'that\' way. (you\'re ugly)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (you\'re ugly)
6. I\'ve got a girlfriend. (you\'re ugly)
5. I dont date women where I work. (you\'re ugly)
4. It\'s not you, its me. (you\'re ugly)
3. I\'m concentrating on my career. (you\'re ugly)
2. I\'m celibate. (you\'re ugly)
...and the number one rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Lets be friends. (you\'re sinfully ugly)
The female perspective on the issue...
10. I think of you as a brother. (you remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in \"Deliverance\")
9. There\'s a slight difference in our ages. (you are one Jurassic geezer)
8. I\'m not attracted to you in \'that\' way. (you are the ugliest dork I
have ever laid eyes upon)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I\'m waiting for a rich sugar daddy)
6. I\'ve got a boyfriend. (I\'ve got a vibrator)
5. I dont date men where I work. (Hey, bud; I wouldn\'t even date you if
you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
4. It\'s not you, it\'s me. (it\'s not me, it\'s you)
3. I\'m concentrating on my career. (even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2. I\'m celibate. (one look at you and I\'m ready to swear off men altogether)
...and the number one rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means)
1. Let\'s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with)
The male perspective on the issue...
10. I think of you as a sister. (you\'re ugly)
9. There\'s a slight difference in our ages. (you\'re ugly)
8. I\'m not attracted to you in \'that\' way. (you\'re ugly)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (you\'re ugly)
6. I\'ve got a girlfriend. (you\'re ugly)
5. I dont date women where I work. (you\'re ugly)
4. It\'s not you, its me. (you\'re ugly)
3. I\'m concentrating on my career. (you\'re ugly)
2. I\'m celibate. (you\'re ugly)
...and the number one rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Lets be friends. (you\'re sinfully ugly)
The female perspective on the issue...
10. I think of you as a brother. (you remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in \"Deliverance\")
9. There\'s a slight difference in our ages. (you are one Jurassic geezer)
8. I\'m not attracted to you in \'that\' way. (you are the ugliest dork I
have ever laid eyes upon)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I\'m waiting for a rich sugar daddy)
6. I\'ve got a boyfriend. (I\'ve got a vibrator)
5. I dont date men where I work. (Hey, bud; I wouldn\'t even date you if
you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
4. It\'s not you, it\'s me. (it\'s not me, it\'s you)
3. I\'m concentrating on my career. (even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2. I\'m celibate. (one look at you and I\'m ready to swear off men altogether)
...and the number one rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means)
1. Let\'s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with)